Toni Gonzaga’s fans revolt against Sarah-Piolo movie

Toni Gonzaga’s fans were outraged that their idol is said to do a movie together with Sarah Geronimo and Piolo Pascual. No, they’re not disgusted that Sarah, who’s 20, will be paired with Piolo, who’s 32. This isn’t Hollywood, so the Sarah-Piolo team-up is just nauseating. It’s like Aga Muhlach(39) pairing up with Angelica Panganiban (22). Oh wait, that already happened. Vomit.

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Sarah Geronimo, Piolo Pascual, and Toni Gonzaga

Toni’s fans got angry because if it happens that the Sarah-Piolo movie went through, they’re afraid Toni would just end up as a comic relief, or just a supporting role. Apparently, they think Toni doesn’t deserve to be given such pitiful acting roles (as opposed to her previous unpitiful roles where she always wore a conspicuous wig that’s supposed to be her real hair).

What’s funny about it is that nothing has even been finalized yet, but the fans are already breaking hell loose, sending emails to reporters voicing out their outrage to the said plan, stressing they DO NOT WANT IT TO HAPPEN. What they suggested instead, is a separate movie for the Toni-Piolo love team and another one for the Sarah-Piolo love team.

If you still haven’t figured out what’s twisted about the story, read it again. Hint: delusional fans.

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One of Toni Gonzaga’s angry fans.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green breakup

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green break up after 5 years of relationship. The two were engaged in 2006 and wedding plans remained as plans until last year, when the two had conflict about “baby issues”. With a 13-year age gap and a 6-year old son, Austin seems to be weighing down Megan Fox’s career, especially since she’s relatively new in showbiz and has more to learn and experience.

But amidst the sighs of relief of some, and disappointment of some, the biggest question remains: What in hell’s name will Megan Fox do about her ex’s name tattooed on her lower tummy?

Megan Fox now joins a legion of celebrities who were insane enough who had their  partner’s name tattooed on a part of their body: Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Angelina Jolie, and Diablo Cody are just some. A name tattoo, especially of your partner, is a curse. And now Megan Fox is finding out about it now. Now I’m wondering what she’ll put to cover up the name.

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Angel Locsin scandal

Not so long ago, there were hyped rumors that a video scandal of Angel Locsin has been outed and distributed among the perverse legion of fans of the actress throughout the online community. While I’m sure many would’ve been satisfied with an Angel Locsin scandal, especially since she has been barraged by intrigues ever since she switched stations, the existence of the video has never been proven, or if there was, it was never confirmed if it really was Angel Locsin.

One time, “fans” seem to have seen hope with the existence of an Angel Locsin scandal, saying that it was indeed her in the video, charmingly parading things which should never be paraded.

But, as always, they were again disappointed as “experts” confirmed that it was actually a Thai actress Natt Chanapa who was in the video, and who was later arrested and prosecuted by the Thai government because of the said video.

Now, loyal “fans” still look for the coveted Angel Locsin scandal, not giving up and never losing hope. Whenever a scandal is discovered, they seem to jump at it immediately hoping it would be Angel Locsin.

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